Sunday, May 10, 2009

Picnicking People

This was a real conversation that took place in my Health Class between two friends and I:

E: Do you find the word 'picnic' annoying?
M: No, why would I?
E: But it's annoying! Just the word 'picnic' *shudders*, there's just something about it.
M: *stares with confusion*
C: It's just a word.
E: Yeah, but it just sounds...i don't know. What i hate the most is when little kids say "I wanna go picnic' I just hate it.
C: *smiles diabolically* Hey, you know what I love?
E: What?
C: Picnic tables.
E: UGH!
M: Picnics have picnic tables, and picnics have picnic baskets and picnic blankets.
E: *winces*
C: Picnicking people eat picnic food at picnics.
E: Stop!
C: hey, where are those places where people fly kites and eat outside?
M: Picnics!
E: Just stop it!
M: ...But don't you like picnics? I like picnics. I wanna go picnic.
C: Does it pick at your nic that you hate the word picnic?
E: STOP IT!!! UGH!!!! *covers ears*
M: *Laughter*
C: You brought it up.

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