How do YOU eat a Chocolate Bunny?

Have you ever stopped before biting into the sweet flesh of a Chocolate Bunny and thought to yourself..."Why is chocolate always better in Bunny form?"
Yeah, i didn't think so.
But what about the way you eat a Chocolate Bunny? What do your hare-eating habits say about your life? Observe:

A child who goes straight for the head:
-always wants to be first in line at lunch
-struggles with children sometimes
-may not care who they step on in the business world as an adult
-takes a long time selecting the best puppy from Petland, canceling out bad the choices by the process of elimination.
-is the mean substitute teacher that kids are afraid of, but if they play their cards right, becomes the one that the kids both like and respect.
-it may take some time and effort to reach the heart of such a person.
-a great FBI agent who will do as much digging as needed to get the information they need.
-enjoys a good challenge, such as a scrabble game, or learning to play chess.
-doesn't give up easily, almost stubborn, but stands up for what's right, even in the face of adversity, thus, would make a good Lawyer
-once the heart is reached, you have an everlasting friend
-dares to do things no one else has before (strides in medicine and exploration)

A child who eats the feet first:
-Are sensitive to other's feelings as adults
-willing to diligently climb the ladder of success in business, while doing their best not to hurt those they love,
-may become environmentalists
-tends to be 'too nice', and neglect their own needs
-always fair-and-square,
-takes care of their mom when she get old
-sleeps with a teddy bear longer than other kids
-works at changing the world, one step at a time, possibly by spreading awareness of environmental issues, or working at a preschool or being a guidance counselor to help raise the next generation to be good people.

A child who pokes at the eyes and breaks off the limbs before eating:
-is secretly sensitive, and not always willing to trust right off
-enjoys watching the Funniest Home Videos that involve a lot of pain and laughing at another person's expense.
-takes time to get to know
-may have secret grudges and hidden anger due to keeping problems 'bottled up'
-tends to be slightly rebellious
-enjoys animal dissections in High School
-not sure what to do with their life, so joins the army, or spontaneously leaves for a prolonged trip to 'find theirself'
-may have relationship troubles
-may end up in therapy, but after overcoming their own insecurities, may become a life coach or motivational speaker.
-may make a good Scientist

These may not be completely accurate...or maybe you just refuse to accept the bad qualities when they are pointed out to you. Which kind of child were you?